The final three minutes are great. Really sentimental, swelling music, very Titanic.
The preceding 153 minutes is a preposterous cacophony of noise and faux war, populated by soldiers with the worst aim in history. Men from helicopters are unable to accurately strike stationary dune buggies 200' below, and warriors in hallways are unable to hit boys standing 20' away.
Aside from this nonsense between ninnies and nincompoops, it's an otherwise "okay jaunt" from jeep to train to plane to bus to crane to helicopter to cargo ship.
Travel at your own risk.
C.
