I have seen some very bad movies in my time, and Fantasy Island now resides somewhere near the top of that heap.
My goodness, what an excruciatingly painful experience.
When performances by Ryan Hansen and Jimmy O. Yang are the highlights (and almost solely responsible for buoying a movie and making it 2% bearable), you know we've tiptoed through plutonium territory.
That is definitely the case here, and I wish I could wash my eyes out with Listerine.
