My stars, this is far and away the worst movie I've seen in years.
It is, in a word, unbearable.
Viggo's gulp-gulp-gulping and all the staggering around and eating atop and sleeping within these horrifically cheesy plastic contraptions of the future is an insult to injury and heap upon mess.
Run, do not see, because the crime is here and now and in every single theater where this claptrap is playing.
