Three funny lines and lotsa potential...all down the drain.
A cacophonous, unmitigated disaster.
Imagine Transformers battling Superman—for 150 agonizing minutes.
Ugh.
Definitely a case in which less would have been so much more.
A few Tylenol, then let's go see The Leisure Seeker, Lean on Pete, and The Rider, after which I'll meet you at the nursing home for frozen custard where we can rock on the porch and count fireflies.
—Old Man Out
